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Haha I like the word eyefuck. 8D

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. William Kemp. Just rolls off the tongue nicely, no? Will-iam Kemp. Wooooo, it’s getting hot in here already. He has The Scruff. Say hello to chin rash and chaffed inner thighs.
2. He has the most gorgeous flowing brunette locks on Earth. He played along side two of the sexiest people ever, Kate Beckinsale and Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing. I mean come on, how sexy is he when he’s tied to that pole? Ohhhhhhh yeahhh. And the way he handles his gun? Did I just hear a moan? That’s what I thought.
3. He’s been dancing since he was 9 years old. Any guy that can dance and look sexy while doing it is the greatest. Just look at him sweat, he’s as wet as your panties. Imagine his hot, sexy sweat dripping on you while you guys fuck like the horny bastards you are. And oh, that tush mmmmmmmmmm ;]
4. That accent. He’s fucking Bri-ish. You’ll probably be charmed first thing when you hear his voice. It’s like European velvet
5. The way he stares. He can eyefuck you all goddamn day long. Caution: fantasizing about these all day long just staring at you while you two make sweet sweet love WILL make you climax continuously, so don’t operate heavy machinery, drive, go to school or work while doing so.

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